Back when Syke Cow was a mobster operating out of Chicago's east side, he had a saying; "Vote early. Vote often". Just because you weren't registered, weren't old enough, or weren't alive anymore didn't mean that your vote shouldn't count...

Now that Syke has gone completely legitimate, he is committed to working hard for each vote. Please excercise your God-given right to vote in this next election; unless of course you're planning to vote for the other guy.