If Syke Cow's seventeen years of military service* have taught him anything; it would be that this is a country full of whiners...

What's the answer to the national health care crisis, high unemployment, and climate change? One word; sit-ups!

And Syke isn't talking about some pansy crunches; it's real honest-to-goodenss Marine Corps sit-ups that will fix this country.

*including Cub Scouts